Dr. Mallard's Diary: Entry 1

Honestly, I've been absolutely horrendous at keeping up with this website.  Between university and general apathy, it's hard to get a word in. This should at least remedy that. 

This is Dr. Mallard's diary,  from which I stolen (read as borrowed) their various findings. They are infinitely more productive so there's that. They are also quite mad, so don't expect a set format. It will be a thing. And it will exist.  Think of it like Urban Dictionary, but culturally irrelevant. 

This here is entry one.

Accidental Phasmophagia- the event in which one accidentally consumes a ghost.

It's a fairly common occurrence.  Most spirits are in the habit of loitering near food, consuming an intangible idea of it. And oftentimes, it so happens that a chunk of their spirit might get caught on a fork and will find itself inside someone's belly. This isn't necessarily harmful to either party.  Ghosts can't feel pain, and otherwise don't exist. There's nothing to "digest" in that case. Although this has caused quite a surge in toilet ghosts and cold bums.